The Windy City is a proud #6.
Eh? Chicago is #6.
The Rust Belt is well-represented here. Columbus is a surprising third but Cowtown's status as the home of 60,000+ OSU students and the townies stressed out from trying to navigate the city's woefully inadequate roadways probably explains their high ranking.
Columbus Chamber of Commerce rejected my submission for the city's new tagline: "America's largest collection of boring white people."
Except for Austin the top 10 have some NASTY winters. What else to do to pass the time?
The cheese snacks absorb the alcohol.
Oh good. I'll have to remember that one. Some of my other favorite rules are:
1) Eating the celery that comes with the hot wings makes it a healthy meal.
2) If it's in one container, it's one beer.