SURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDS - Official Thread

My somewhat fertile brain | 24 August, 2006 | Cuz_it_aint_their_money

[sockmonkey]

They are voting off the wrong people. They are so lame.

[A knight without armor]

Wooo woooo! Just got home. I want to know what the paper in the bottle says.

[NYTexan]

;)

It's all cause tinypic.com is fast tonight!

Helps having ATI all-in-wonder!

[sockmonkey]

Jonathon tooting his own horn..let me barf.

[NYTexan]

I bet it's notice of a merge!

[NYTexan]

Bu-bye

[sockmonkey]

I wonder if they are going to vote out a white person?

[mystery-ak]

sorry...I just got home...had to take my 9mo grandson to the ER.......he's fine...has an ear infection.....he's been vomiting all day......I missed the whole show.

[Tatze]

Cuz was right!

[sockmonkey]

Nate's next.

[NYTexan]

WOW!

[NYTexan]

Ya think? LOL

[HighWheeler]

I FORGOT that they were still one over the number of people needed for the number of shows left!

I'm hapy that Jenny got the boot, she reminds me of an arrogant 'rat. Bet she voted for Kerry.

[NYTexan]

He usually is!

[Tatze]

Another budding Survivor romance!! Real, or just playing the game?

[HighWheeler]

It's just hot monkey love.


Or is it hot macaca love?

[NYTexan]

LOL, yer prolly right!

[Tatze]

Whoops... there goes your Senate aspirations.

[HighWheeler]

Hot Monkey Love - The Joke

-- --

The small Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part time democrat-voting zoo intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Ed, like most democrats, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.

Ed was approached with a proposition.Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her".

"Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this."

The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.


"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."

[HighWheeler]

I can buy any extra votes I might need.....