[Xenalyte]

My favorite one to trot out was "Moooooom! He's not touching me! Make him stop!" when my brother would poke at me and get about half an inch from me.

Rereading that as an adult, I have NO idea what I wanted Mom to do.

[The_Victor]

My favorite one to trot out was "Moooooom! He's not touching me! Make him stop!" when my brother would poke at me and get about half an inch from me.

Rereading that as an adult, I have NO idea what I wanted Mom to do.

"Touch your sister right this instant, young man!"

Ew. I detect some therapy resulting from that one.

[CindyDawg]

Lol. I hadn't heard that one before.