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To: Know your rights

There are many good reasons to smoke pot.

1) It gets you stoned so you can deal with life.
2) It makes things that are not funny, seem funny.
3) It improves your driving...well, more than alcohol.
4) It improves your sex life... OK, it doesn't, but sounds good.
5) It makes you more calm while using woodworking equipment.
6) It helps you to deal with an injured child if one was unfortunate enough to get injured while mommy/daddy was getting stoned.
7) It helps you to concentrate concentrate.
9) It gets you stoned so you can deal with life.
10) It grows easy on your neighbors property.
8) The kids love it when they find some in your drawer.


2 posted on 08/21/2006 6:03:25 PM PDT by Paloma_55 (I may be a hateful bigot, but I still love you)
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To: Paloma_55
There are many good reasons to smoke pot.

Dunno about that, but there certainly are many good reasons to legalize pot.

4 posted on 08/21/2006 6:06:40 PM PDT by Know your rights (The modern enlightened liberal doesn't care what you believe as long as you don't really believe it.)
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To: Paloma_55

Let all the Soros' sympathizers start posting why pot should be legalized....it happens every thread with the opportunity to get pot legalized on FR.


8 posted on 08/21/2006 6:13:12 PM PDT by traditional1
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To: Paloma_55
4) It improves your sex life...

This is true! My wife really likes it.

6) It helps you to deal with an injured child if one was unfortunate enough to get injured while mommy/daddy was getting stoned.

This is also true.

An interesting thing about cannabis is that - one can be quite high and if a serious matter develops - you can snap out of the high to deal with the problem.

10) It grows easy on your neighbors property.

With the great new GPS devices available today, gorilla style cannabis gardening will be much easier.

28 posted on 08/22/2006 3:39:05 AM PDT by winston2 (When things get too crazy at the federal level, meet me at the Tenth-Amendment.:-)
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To: Paloma_55

You left out: 12) It gets you stoned so you can deal with life.


63 posted on 08/23/2006 10:37:15 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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