I say they put him in a kayak in the middle of the ocean and forget to give him a paddle. Only problem is, the media would be fighting over who could rescue him and get the first interview.
LOL!
Greta Van Sustern has rented a fleet of boats to find him. She'll be talking about this for months.
32 posted on 08/20/2006 3:12:15 AM PDT by beyond the sea
(The truth exists even when ignored.)