Gosh, oh-golly-gee-whiz, s. Me too! Oh, woe is me!
Well, since we put all those misunderstandings about Thailand and libertarians to rest, let's get to work Butternut:
I propose (with the help of our libertarian friends) to increase spending and power for the War on Drugs. We must also (with the help of our libertarian allies) raise the age of consent to 18 -- or at the very least 17+2. Internet porn must be completely filtered out of public schools, libraries, and all other avenues of influence to children. And they will help us educate the world to the dangers of drug abuse. Prostitution will become illegal again in Nevada and Holland. And finally, child pornography and child sex trade will be stamped out.
It won't solve all the world's problems but it will put a nice sized dent in a few nasty ones. Maybe one day our country will be as great as Thailand. Hell, maybe we can even reintroduce a powerful monarchy like Thailand.