Do you have to give them a string of beads after they "show"?
You know, I think you are on to something. Instead of those cheesy holographic TSA sticker things they put on a luggage tag, or your carryon now; they need a TSA Crewe float complete with a King and Queen. A little music would certainly help the mood at the security checkpoints. And consider this- wickedly cool holographic laser-etched beads! Beer and Hurricanes in plastic cups. I tell ya, the idea of spending copious amounts of money for security is starting to sound good. And the muzzies would avoid it like voodoo.