[Hunble]

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Each and every outrage perpetrated upon the American flying public is a direct result our government forgetting our second most important law!

How long are we going to allow this to go on? How many Americans must die, before we remember our most important laws?

[WhiteGuy]

U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft.

Morons

U.S. authorities, or to be more direct, the bush administration, needs to take some bold action that actually PROTECTS America and Americans - instead of further inconveniencing them.

Begin by immediately canceling all visas, that's right, send everyone who is not a citizen, tourists, students, diplomats, H1B holders, everyone home.

72 hours to get out - and NO ONE gets in! Tell the airlines worldwide, you are not bringing anyone from overseas here, until the muslim world stops all their BS.

Just a first step.......

[Rb ver. 2.0]

We've contemplated boob jobs with explosive gel fillers, but what is the the security protocol for insuring women are not smuggling liquids in containers inside their vaginas?

[DustyMoment]

Realizing the potential danger involved, I volunteer to check female passengers for these bras. Yes, yes, I know I could get hurt or killed, but I am dedicated (for the moment) to preserving airline passenger safety.

[Jonah Hex]

OK, I'll take the plunge... who will be the first to get busted?

[Always Right]

Are those explosives in your chest or are you just happy to see me?

[meowmeow]

I'm always amazed at the products out there that I didn't even know existed.

[Obie Wan]

Look,we can't take any chances here.For the sake of security I'll volunteer to check for gel bras,and profiling is of utmost importance.Only good looking females between the ages of 18 and 40 need be checked !!!

[conservative blonde]

What is a gel bra?

[Dumpster Baby]

Ummm, is it still OK for me to wear my Male Enhancement Gel Briefs??

[EGPWS]

U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft.

Gee's just relax and have a smoke. Oh wait a minute, just relax and have a drink. Oh wait a minute, just relax and do some crocheting. Oh, wait a minute, just relax and listen to your Ipod. Oh, wait a minute....Ah he!!, just buy a 50 million dollar Gulfstream or take the bus and relax!!!

[Tenacious 1]

Now, how do they inspect for "Gel Bras"?

I suspect only female securtiy officials get to participate in this process? Or do all women have to start removing their bras before boarding a plane?

[isthisnickcool]

Yea baby!

[My2Cents]

The look like offensive weapons to me --

[pageonetoo]

I just sent out an application to TSA!

[RexBeach]

Well, it's good to keep abreast of stories like this. I must say, this is one of the breast pieces I've seen in a spell.

[AMHN]

Are we looking at Plastic Surgeons?

Not only could they install explosives in Muslim women, but they could install them in anyone on their table.

They could be remotely activated. (After they've been given a free ticket for a vacation of their choice).

OK...time to profile!

What other body parts will be turned into cocktails from the Ayatollah .

[AnnaZ]

This is getting too ridiculous. I'm starting to lose my temper.

[Gritty]

Cavity searches. When do they start the cavity searches?

One can carry enough explosives in any one adult body cavity to destroy an airplane.

[sten]

Beware the Boob Bombers in Burkas Blowing up Bobbies