[lilylangtree]

Health Care Differences


Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?





The first is a Golden Retriever. The second is a Senior Citizen.

[CougarGA7]

My wife and I took our children to see this one in the theaters. We sat with our children in between us for obvious containment reasons so we couldn't talk during the movie.

After the movie was over I asked my wife what she though of the movie. She told me "I couldn't figure out how to slit my wrists on the theater seat".

[Liberty Valance]

[madison10]

Anything old with Japanese "monsters."

[fortunecookie]

You can't say 'awesomely bad movie' without topping the list with these 2 gems.

By far, imho, the Awesomely Worst Movie is Battlefield Earth starring it's 'creator' John Travolta:

and a close 2nd, you guessed it, another Travolta doozie, Swordfish.

My apologies to Don Cheadle, who was somehow roped into this one...

[fortunecookie]

Thanks! I had, until now, managed to wipe from my memory this 'wonderful' ... film. ;-)

[Starter]

Plus, it's a musical.

[Izzy Dunne]

[bruin66]

For sheer "silly", I nominate 1)Dances with Wolves ,and 2)Waterworld.

[sully777]

In July my parents celebrated their 50th Anniversary. This month my sister celebrates her 30th and my brother celebrates his 20th. In honor of the momumental accomplishments, I present the only song that sums up this occasion



Happy Anniversary Happy Anniversary Happy Anniversary
HAAAA-PEE Anniversary...!

Looking back, I know you guys said it wasn't easy... but the upside is that the stories are always a hoot at the family gatherings.

[weegee]

"GIMME GIMME OCTOPUS!" (click for youtube clip):

[martin_fierro]

Vomit-inducing ET-ripoff/McDonald's crypto commercial.

[martin_fierro]

A propos of nothing:

[absolootezer0]

i'll put in this one..

great short story, totally butchered to make a movie.

[sully777]

Well gang, I'm heading out to my accounts. See the diehards tonight and this weekend. d

[LNewman]

[weegee]

http://www.1070knth.com/

Tune in NOW (4PM CST, third hour of broadcast)

Michael Medved is having his brother on.

They co-wrote the Golden Turkey Awards books a couple decades ago and are going to talk movies.

[TChris]

IMDb's Bottom 100 - The 100 Worst Movies of All Time

1. Phat Girlz (2006)
2. Troll 2 (1990)
3. From Justin to Kelly (2003)
4. Going Overboard (1989)
5. Santa with Muscles (1996)
6. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
7. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
8. Backyard Dogs (2000)
9. Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
10. .com for Murder (2002)
11. House of the Dead (2003)
12. Glitter (2001)
13. Chairman of the Board (1998)
14. Son of the Mask (2005)
15. In the Mix (2005)
16. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
17. Love in Paris (1997)
18. Little Man (2006)
19. Kazaam (1996)
20. You Got Served (2004)
21. 'Manos': The Hands of Fate (1966)
22. The Honeymooners (2005)
23. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
24. Simon Sez (1999)
25. Alone in the Dark (2005)
26. Cool as Ice (1991)
27. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)
28. Baby Geniuses (1999)
29. Yûgiô: Gekijô-ban (2004)
30. American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989)
31. Gigli (2003)
32. It's Pat (1994)
33. Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985)
34. Ed (1996)
35. The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987)
36. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)
37. Bolero (1984)
38. Shanghai Surprise (1986)
39. The Smokers (2000)
40. Marci X (2003)
41. Hercules in New York (1970)
42. Meatballs III: Summer Job (1986)
43. BloodRayne (2005)
44. King Cobra (1999)
45. The NeverEnding Story III (1994)
46. Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
47. Toter hing im Netz, Ein (1960)
48. Hobgoblins (1988)
49. The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994)
50. Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)
51. Anus Magillicutty (2003)
52. Doogal (2006)
53. Captain America (1991)
54. Teen Wolf Too (1987)
55. Mannequin: On the Move (1991)
56. Supercross (2005)
57. I Accuse My Parents (1944)
58. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
59. Out for a Kill (2003)
60. The Foreigner (2003)
61. The Horror of Party Beach (1964)
62. Rollerball (2002)
63. Ringmaster (1998)
64. Can't Stop the Music (1980)
65. Laserblast (1978)
66. Rhinestone (1984)
67. Date Movie (2006)
68. Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)
69. Dis - en historie om kjærlighet (1995)
70. Children of the Corn III (1995)
71. Track of the Moon Beast (1976)
72. Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000)
73. Zaat (1975)
74. Mr. Nanny (1993)
75. Mac and Me (1988)
76. Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)
77. Werewolf (1996)
78. Underclassman (2005)
79. Death Tunnel (2005)
80. Spice World (1997)
81. Eegah (1962)
82. Monster A Go-Go (1965)
83. The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
84. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)
85. The Gospel (2005)
86. Demon Island (2002)
87. 3 Ninjas Kick Back (1994)
88. Uomo puma, L' (1980)
89. Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)
90. Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984)
91. Thunderpants (2002)
92. Crossroads (2002/I)
93. The Bad News Bears Go to Japan (1978)
94. Ghoulies (1985)
95. The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)
96. Urban Menace (1999)
97. Bleeders (1997)
98. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
99. Soultaker (1990)
100. Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983)

[relictele]

[Hi Heels]

I have seen WAAAYYYY too many of these lobotomies. And YOU are to blame. From now on we watch only Andy Griffith.