Posted on 08/18/2006 2:04:39 AM PDT by sully777
Not even Guttenberg as one of the leads could damage 'Diner.'
and to Hell it can go!
I know guys that loved Diner... I wasn't too keen on the movie. But then again I was about 12 when it came out. I remember someone was hiding in a closet...or was that Blue Velvet?
I have seen WAAAYYYY too many of these lobotomies. And YOU are to blame. From now on we watch only Andy Griffith.
Diner did have closet-hiders I believe and so did Blue Velvet.
And what would a bad movie thread be without at least one bad japanese horror movie....
It oculd be that this site has already been brought up, but for a great bunch of laughs go here:
http://www.hit-n-run.com/entrance.html
BAD MOVIE NIGHT. Contained in this site are about 700 reviews of really, really bad movies. Whew!
Here a movie I;ve never seen anywhere, but is reviewed on the "Bad Movie Night" website. It's called "Poor White Trash Part 2." What happened to Part 1 I do not know:
http://www.hit-n-run.com/cgi/read_review.cgi?review=36418_coffman14
"No two ways about it, any sane man or woman on the face of the earth would avoid this movie at all costs. It's in a big box, with a hand-drawn picture on the cover and no photos from the movie on back. Plus, it's called "Poor White Trash Part 2." And, as sequels are usually not as good as the film they follow, one can only imagine how bad this is (especially since about 99.99991% of the population of the world has never heard of "Poor White Trash"). This film lives up to its expectations.
Allegedly, "Poor White Trash Part 2" was directed by someone and had actors in it. I do not believe this in the least bit. It looks, sounds, and feels just like a home movie of a particularly unpleasant backwoods clan who take in a city girl to torture after her husband is killed.
It's worthless. I cannot objectively review this film, because that is impossible. Anyone who sees it will join me in this refrain. It has no redeeming values whatsoever. The only thing it's good for is introducing the phrase "You ain't had it 'til you had it from Odis Pickett" into the special language of you and your best friends. And even the value of that is debatable, as you will have to waste 80+ minutes of your life in order to hear it.
See this film. If you can find a copy of it, see it. You will be thoroughly disgusted with yourself, the person at the video store who rented you the tape, and me for telling you about it in the first place. If you truly wish to see what depths film can sink, "Poor White Trash Part 2" is required viewing."
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