[Larry Lucido]

I always thought Fellatio was an Italian first name.

I knew a guy named Fellatio. He was an expert philatelist.

Actually, his first name was Horatio.

He could hardly ever get a date, and would see 10 hookers for each regular encounter.

We'd say, "There's Horatio Fellatio, the guy with the high whore ratio."

[7thson]

How long did it take you to think of that one?8-)

[Lazamataz]

You suck.

LOL