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Dick Goes Berserk at Shatner Roast
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| 8/16/06
| the Daily Dish
Posted on 08/16/2006 2:18:25 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central "Roast of William Shatner" on Sunday, licking stars and biting a journalist.
New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick actresses Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.
He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby, please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."
She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.
The show will air on Sunday, August 20.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andydick; comedycentral; culturewar; notalentbum; roast; viacom; whatadickhead; whiskeytangofoxtrot; williamshatner; wtf; yourbrainondrugs
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:18:26 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; beaureguard; bedolido; Bella_Bru; CholeraJoe; ...
Icky icky icky Salacious Ping List ping!
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:19:01 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("Snakes on a Plane" will win best movie next year.)
To: Xenalyte
What. An. Ab. So. Lute. FREAK
3
posted on
08/16/2006 2:19:37 PM PDT
by
TChris
(Banning DDT wasn't about birds. It was about power.)
To: Xenalyte
To: Xenalyte
Who? I have heard of most of these people, but who is this Dick person?
5
posted on
08/16/2006 2:20:46 PM PDT
by
NathanR
(Après moi, le deluge.)
To: Xenalyte
So how many licks doees it take?
6
posted on
08/16/2006 2:20:47 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: TChris
He's imploding as we watch. Frankly, I can't believe he's still alive.
7
posted on
08/16/2006 2:20:50 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
("Snakes on a Plane" will win best movie next year.)
To: Xenalyte
8
posted on
08/16/2006 2:21:04 PM PDT
by
pageonetoo
(You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
To: Xenalyte
Note: These are the kind of entertainment types who tell Americans how we should vote.
9
posted on
08/16/2006 2:21:49 PM PDT
by
Elpasser
To: Xenalyte
The 'journalist'... better get a blood test.
10
posted on
08/16/2006 2:21:51 PM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: Xenalyte
11
posted on
08/16/2006 2:22:02 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: avg_freeper
Looks like I went over on my "e"s.
12
posted on
08/16/2006 2:22:23 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: johnny7
13
posted on
08/16/2006 2:22:26 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: San Jacinto
To: Xenalyte
15
posted on
08/16/2006 2:23:31 PM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: TChris
I agree licking actresses was odd, but biting a journalist is not necessarily a bad thing.
16
posted on
08/16/2006 2:24:09 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(This tagline has been photoshopped)
To: Xenalyte
I figured he'd be spooning Lance Bass.
17
posted on
08/16/2006 2:24:14 PM PDT
by
BigSkyFreeper
(There is no alternative to the GOP except varying degrees of insanity.)
To: Xenalyte
Dick licking actresses? There's a "man bites dog" story!
18
posted on
08/16/2006 2:25:10 PM PDT
by
Dems_R_Losers
(Meet the new dictators of America.....Bill Keller, James Risen, Eric Lichtblau, and Dana Priest)
To: Xenalyte
19
posted on
08/16/2006 2:25:30 PM PDT
by
JamesP81
("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
To: avg_freeper
So how many licks doees it take?I count three licks and a bite.
Just like the comercial...
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posted on
08/16/2006 2:26:00 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Imagine a world without a CAIR...)
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