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Dick Goes Berserk at Shatner Roast
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| 8/16/06
| the Daily Dish
Posted on 08/16/2006 2:18:25 PM PDT by Xenalyte
Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central "Roast of William Shatner" on Sunday, licking stars and biting a journalist.
New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick actresses Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.
He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby, please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."
She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.
The show will air on Sunday, August 20.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: andydick; comedycentral; culturewar; notalentbum; roast; viacom; whatadickhead; whiskeytangofoxtrot; williamshatner; wtf; yourbrainondrugs
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To: EX52D
No, the actress who played Uhura, Nichelle Nichols. The thread article doesn't mention that one.
41
posted on
08/16/2006 2:37:42 PM PDT
by
Pyro7480
("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
To: null and void
42
posted on
08/16/2006 2:38:08 PM PDT
by
johnny7
(“And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda... what's Fonzie like?!”)
To: Pyro7480
Poor lady...I hope her shots are up to date. :(
43
posted on
08/16/2006 2:38:32 PM PDT
by
EX52D
(Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
To: dirtboy
I agree licking actresses was odd, but biting a journalist is not necessarily a bad thing. I don't know how she's held up over time, but if I had had a shot at Farrah Fawcett 25 years ago .....
44
posted on
08/16/2006 2:40:53 PM PDT
by
Ditto
To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Shatner was always at his best parodying himself.
45
posted on
08/16/2006 2:43:10 PM PDT
by
markoman
(The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
To: markoman
46
posted on
08/16/2006 2:47:03 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: San Jacinto
Thailand? Lapland, maybe...
47
posted on
08/16/2006 2:47:15 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Lickety Dick)
To: Lucky9teen
And don't forget Lucy in the sky with Diamonds.
48
posted on
08/16/2006 2:49:29 PM PDT
by
markoman
(The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
To: Xenalyte
The bitten, from her blog (and from what I can tell from both her Myspace and her blog, she's a bit of a freak herself)
49
posted on
08/16/2006 2:49:36 PM PDT
by
Pyro7480
("Love is the fusion of two souls in one in order to bring about mutual perfection." -S. Terese Andes)
To: markoman
Find a copy of his 'spoken word' CD. You'll ROFLYAO. It's soooo bad that it makes bad look good. We particularly enjoy his rendition of 'It Was A Very Good Year'.
To: Lucky9teen
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51
posted on
08/16/2006 2:54:16 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(That's just HUGH!)
To: theDentist
Apparently sit-coms and MTV. Things I avoid like a plague.
52
posted on
08/16/2006 2:55:47 PM PDT
by
NathanR
(Après moi, le deluge.)
To: Xenalyte
A mad dick acting up in publick backstage?
Sounds like your usual Hollywierd gay party ....
53
posted on
08/16/2006 3:01:14 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Dems_R_Losers
you might want to scrutinize your phrasing more next time ;)
54
posted on
08/16/2006 3:01:36 PM PDT
by
verum ago
(Proper foreign policy makes loud noises.)
To: Ditto
55
posted on
08/16/2006 3:19:13 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Ditto
I don't know how she's held up over time, but if I had had a shot at Farrah Fawcett 25 years ago ..... I thought the same thing about Carrie Fisher at about the same time.
56
posted on
08/16/2006 3:21:33 PM PDT
by
Christian4Bush
(The only way to bring a permanent peace is to eliminate the permanent threat. - FReeper Optimist)
To: Xenalyte
Why is it taking so long for the American public to catch up to the fact that all of those Hollywood types are quite nuts? After all, it has always been so, from Hollywood's earliest days right down to the present. The whole Hollywood phenomenon was and still is populated by losers and malcontents who could not make it in any other occupation or in any other part of the country. While they enjoy fame and celebrity, they are not smart and they have no educational credentials, at all. They live in closed communities with people like themselves, and they have no real time contact with anything even close to the real world. They are, in fact, "the protected retarded" of American society.
To: Xenalyte
Dick by name, dick by nature!
58
posted on
08/16/2006 3:51:53 PM PDT
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Xenalyte
She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.Well that's normal, but he can't lick people...
59
posted on
08/16/2006 3:54:28 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
To: Xenalyte
Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Hehehehe...
60
posted on
08/16/2006 4:04:05 PM PDT
by
Zeroisanumber
(Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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