A. I don't know... hold muh beer while I find out...
B There's no warnin' labels on it so it must be safe for kids and small furry animals.
C. In the right hands a shoestring can be used to kill someone, so why not?
D. If ingested or inhaled, maybe.
E. I don't see a triggerlock so the answer must be yes.
F. Let's give it to one of the interrogators at Gitmo and find out if it is at least useful for knee-capping dwarf Talibans.
G. Only if you double tap.
H. Must be one of the Clinton Admin's Surgeon General Jocelyn Elder's "safer guns, safer bullets" models.
I. Well, at least it explains how the Swiss put holes in their cheese.
J. Useful only if holding up the Keebler elves.
K. In Alabama these are known as fire-ant zappers.
L. Give it to a SEAL, they can even kill things with a tea cozy.
M. You might be a redneck, if your cat's packin one of these.
N. This must be DU's idea of national defense.
Ken better not be cheatin' on Barbie, is all I have to say.
Pretty good!
:)