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8/15/2006
| G8 Diplomat
Posted on 08/15/2006 1:02:20 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat
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To: All
Once I saw a T-shirt that said "Math illiteracy affects 7 out of every 5 people"
To: Lucky9teen
To: G8 Diplomat
Mrs_Victor: "You're always disagreeing with me."
Me: "I am not."
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posted on
08/15/2006 2:58:19 PM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: alisasny
The day my daughter called a Q- tip and EAR-TWIG still amuses us.My daughter called them EAR PICKS.
To: G8 Diplomat
Post any dumb comments you've made or heard here on this thread. But I haven't madce any comments on this thread.
Whoops. I just did.
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posted on
08/15/2006 3:03:43 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
To: G8 Diplomat
When I was a yute in church and learned about the practice of burning incense, I made the comment, "Why are they lighting bugs on fire in church?" When no one knew what I was talking about, I continued, "they said they are burning insects!"
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posted on
08/15/2006 3:34:37 PM PDT
by
Cyclopean Squid
(Being That Guy so you don't have to.)
To: G8 Diplomat
I introduced my young son to a man at a reception - 'This is the Dad of Annie's Dad' (Annie is a friend of my son) The man said 'Yes, I'm Annie's Grandpa'
After hearing him put it so simple, I felt stupid!
To: G8 Diplomat
After seeing the superbowl commercial last year or the previous year my old enough to know better daughter said...."Jimmy Hendrix played guitar"? The silence was deafening as we tried to take that in. lol
To: G8 Diplomat
Once I saw a T-shirt that said "Math illiteracy affects 7 out of every 5 people". That's actually clever.
To: Chanticleer
"I'd know he was a boy even without any clothes."
LOL! Good one!
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posted on
08/15/2006 4:36:56 PM PDT
by
jocon307
(The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
To: Christopher Lincoln
That's actually clever.
Yes, it is :D
Another dumb ad I saw once: "German Shepherd puppies--bred for beauty and intelligents". Sigh....
To: G8 Diplomat
Didn't John Kerry provide us with some hoots such as, "I voted for it before I voted against it."
To: G8 Diplomat
In answer to my son's asking me, "What did you say?"
...
"Oh, nothing. I was just talking."
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posted on
08/15/2006 6:33:01 PM PDT
by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
To: G8 Diplomat
A couple of years ago my ex and I were living in a house near a large forest fire and we were on thirty minute notice for evacuation. We were brainstorming about what to take with us . He said "You need to gather up all your good jewelry" I looked down at all my good jewelry, my one wedding ring and just said "Check"
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posted on
08/15/2006 6:34:21 PM PDT
by
BruceysMom
(I'm hot & not in a good way: menopause ain't for sissies)
To: American Quilter
My nephew worked at Yosemite for a couple of years. The Japanese seemed to ask him the most interesting questions:
"What time do they turn off the waterfalls?"
"Whose dogs were out [in the meadow] barking all night?"
"Where do they keep the bears?"
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posted on
08/15/2006 6:35:54 PM PDT
by
bannie
(HILLARY: Not all perversions are sexual.)
To: G8 Diplomat
"Family values don't stop at the border."
or
"Islam is the religion of peace."
Sorry Bushbots, but I don't care who you are, that's funny!
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posted on
08/15/2006 6:38:48 PM PDT
by
308MBR
( "She pulled up her petticoat, and I pulled out for Tulsa!" Abstinence training from Bob Wills.)
To: G8 Diplomat
My military history professor: Anyone know what nation the Romans fought in the Punic Wars for control of the Mediterranean?
Student: Uh, the American Indians?
Correct answer, btw, Carthage.
To: All
My history teacher: "What year did the Panic of 1893 occur in?"
To: A knight without armor
Didn't John Kerry provide us with some hoots such as, "I voted for it before I voted against it."
Yes, that's why I went ahead and wrote "anything a liberal has ever said" in my original list to sum everything up and avoid the trouble of writing out thousands of comments! : D
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