[coconutt2000]

"I have never eaten a lobster and I never will now," vowed the grateful swimmer.

Aside from the fact that this guy went swimming with his wallet in his pocket, this statement only informs me that his stupidity isn't limited to losing his wallet while swimming.

[Ditter]

>>>"a long distance swimming race following a boozy evening at a pub">>>>>

I suspected that alcohol was involved.

[nickcarraway]

Maybe he's Jewish.