I work in an office of 12 people. There are no divas...but a new employee had to put toner in the copier...I showed her how. She shook toner all over the wall, all over the copier, all over the floor.
The next day she said to me, "It is totally inappropriate for me to be dealing with the copier."
HUH?
Nice! I think I have you beat though. I had a girl in the cube next to me a few years ago ask me if she needed extra postage for one envelope to send to New Mexico.
I'm not even kidding you!