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To: robert jones
This is not as wacky an idea as it sounds and it might work.

Here's how we can get around the "added fuel cost" problem:

Simply fill the cargo holds with passengers and the passenger cabins with luggage on the luggage-only planes.

If done properly, this would add close to zero extra cost. Though we would probably have situations where we cannot have an exact 1:1 ratio of passengers to luggage, in which case airlines can contract with FedEx and UPS (and other overnight carriers) to completely fill the baggage planes with cargo. This might actually turn this into a money-making endeavor for the cash-flow starved airlines.

Now as for stashing the passengers in cargo holds, this is not as inhumane as it sounds. Cargo holds can be pressurized and lighting can be added at little extra cost. After all, we ship our pets in the cargo holds. Why not passengers at cut-rate fares?

I'm thinking that in order to maximize the number of passengers in the cargo hold, we can be placed in "human cages" similar to those sleeping compartments over in Japan (where you can literally climb into a coin-operated sleeping compartment that is stacked several high). This would allow the compartments to be secured to the aircraft so that they do not slide around during the flight. Passengers could be issued (by the airline) a paper barf bag, a plastic bag (for urination and/or defecation) and a small bag of cheese and crackers along with a bottle of water. Passengers would be allowed to take one book (for reading) but that is it.

We could probably double or triple the passenger capacity of passengers right there (and stash all their luggage on the other plane). Similarly, the overhead carry-on luggage compartments could be converted into low-cost passenger compartments.

So under this system, if you want a regular seat, you pay full fare price. But for less price, you could elect to be stashed in an overhead compartment or you could buy a compartment in the cargo hold. This would have the effect of making flying affordable for just about everybody.

I believe the cruise ships of old used to stash passengers in "steerage" for a cut-rate fee.

Time to bring this concept back.

Speaking for myself, I would probably elect to fly this way going forward should such a system be implemented. Even though I could afford a seat, having my own private compartment in the cargo hold would afford me some privacy and I would not be subjected to inane conversations from my seatmates.

21 posted on 08/13/2006 9:03:55 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (I am a big fan of urban sprawl but I wish there were more sidewalks)
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To: SamAdams76

Great minds think alike! :>)

Your #21 was not posted when I started my #41. I did not plagiarize your post—I’m just kinda slow and methodical this morning.


47 posted on 08/13/2006 9:57:38 AM PDT by 2Fro (Quintessential Thread Killer)
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To: SamAdams76

C'mon Sam, ya ain't thinkin' like a capitalist.

Bring back SLEEPERS.

Instead of overhead bins to stuff bags, you now have a comfy bed to sleep on that red-eye..


69 posted on 08/13/2006 2:17:29 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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