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Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend, "I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."

The other student says, "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students asked, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you'll tell me what you think."

One of the students said, "I think it's Petry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought.......... but you're wrong."

Then the other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought.......... but you're wrong."

So they asked him: "Well, what do you have?"

And the old man replied, "I thought It was a fart........... but I was wrong.



6 posted on 08/11/2006 3:35:39 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated)
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To: Lady Jag

hehehehehehehehe......


Hi, Lady!


7 posted on 08/11/2006 4:25:48 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: Lady Jag
Definition of a SURPRISE: A fart with a lump in it.
8 posted on 08/11/2006 4:26:17 PM PDT by tomkow6 (........Support the artists appearing in the Canteen (buy a BURKA)!)
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To: Lady Jag

eewww.wav


9 posted on 08/11/2006 4:43:03 PM PDT by Seadog Bytes (OPM - The Liberal 'solution' to every societal problem. (Other People's Money))
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