A laugh ensued.
An old Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside.
"You lissen-a-me. I wanna you to take my chomre-plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Could you leave me your favorite watch instead?"
"How about you shuddup an lissen-a-me. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a bigga house and maybe a coupla bambinos.
Somma day you gonna come home and maybe find you wife inna bed wid anudda man. Whadda you gonna do then....pointa to you watch and say, 'Times Up'?"