24. When people call the SAT the "SATs"...it's not plural.
25. When people refer to the font Times New Roman as "New Times Roman". I mean, geez you use it all the time, you'd think they'd know the name of it by now...
1. Traffic Jams caused by gawkers. You're on the highway...suddenly traffic slows from 70 MPH to a screeching halt. You sit...and at 3 MPH finally exit the jam. Suddenly, you see the cause: There's an accident on the OTHER DAMN SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY and a-holes are slowing down to stare at it. You'd think they were asking the cops to bring the car parts and bodies closer so they can get a closer look. I have to get to work morons, it's not like you've never seen a wrecked car before.
2. People (and I do this too I'll admit) who use the name of the restaurant as the name of the food - ex: "I had Wendy's for lunch." No, you had food from Wendy's. You didn't eat the brick and mortar of the building, or perform some type of lewd act on Dave Thomas' daughter.