As a small business owner myself (mom & pop type), I am curious as to why you would do this to someone just trying to make an honest living? I'm sure you think it's funny, but believe me, most small business owners are really struggling to survive & compete with mega-lo-marts like Walmart. People like you make our lives even harder.
Maybe you should just "get a life".
My sentiments exactly ... this individual must lead a very boring one indeed.
Not to mention wasting bandwidth here at FR.