What's Eating You? [Road Rage Alert]

08/08/06 | Froufrou

[TexasCajun]

Consumer NonProducers getting into my way between 8am & 5pm.

[JamesP81]

Okay, what really peeves me is people who eat like Atilla the Hun and say, "I always eat like this and I never gain a pound!" Pfffttt.

Yeah, that pisses me off too.

I hate it when I pull up to the drive through and the attendant asks me if I want to try whatever their new sandwich is this week. I am just quite tempted to say, "it's a drive through you genius in France. If I didn't already know what I wanted, I WOULDN'T HAVE PULLED UP!"

I also get really irritated at my friends sometimes. Seems like they criticize everything I do, especially when it comes to asking out some girl that I'm interested in. There's no way they ever think that's a good idea. I guess it shouldn't matter, but it gets kind of old when there is always someone whispering doom and gloom in your ear. I also really hate it when they get all uppity and tell me some idea of mine is a bad idea and then go off and do it themselves.

[Toby06]

People in the left lane on the highway who are not passing really annoy me.

[Xenalyte]

If Junior's driving a 1998 325i, by no means can it be considered "new."

[N. Theknow]

Telemarketers who keep referring to me by my first name like we are old friends.

Especially loathesome are stock brokers. Invest big bucks with someone over the phone? Sure! Right after I get my check from Nigeria.

[ElkGroveDan]

What's your point? ;o)

non se·qui·tur: A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

[MotleyGirl70]

Parents who can't get their bratty kids under control in public places.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Third party checks from South Yemen for $24.95.

[Constitution Day]

That is presumably a recording artist.

The drink remains a 'margarita'.
:)

[Toby06]

Sorry! I am trying!

[Toby06]

The drink has one spelling. The girls name has several.

[conservativehusker]

One of my major pet peeves are the idiots in the self check isle in the supermarket who either have a boat load of items and don't know how to use the checker or someone who has a couple things but still can't figure out the checker...I think the system should stop taking items after the 12 items the sign says..then a message would pop up and alarms would ring and tell the guy how much of an inconsiderate idiot they are

[yobid]

You forgot LIBERALS!!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Soviet novels bug me.

[JamesP81]

People in the left lane on the highway who are not passing really annoy me.

Actually, I have a way of dealing with these. You know how when you try to pass them they speed up so you can't pass them? Here's what you do: ride in the left lane behind this guy until you come up on another slow poke in the left lane (guranteed to happen). Before the slow poke in front of you has to slow down for the slow poke in front of him, whip out into the right lane like you're going to pass him, but don't go all the way past. He'll speed up like mad trying to stay in front of you, but by doing so, he'll run up on the bumper of the guy in front of him and have to slow down. You blow past him with a smile on your face in the right lane, without evening having to turn off your cruise control.

It's also fun to mess with the maniacs running about 40 mph over the limit and coming up behind and tailgating everyone before they finally pass. I could write a whole other post about that.

Actually, it's probably a miracle I ain't dead :-P

[Toby06]

I just get out of the way of those flying by me. They are usually Asian females from New Jersey, and can't drive worth a damn. I'll pass them on the side in a few miles anyway.

[Froufrou]

And, get in front of you to do it! Grrr...

[JamesP81]

I just get out of the way of those flying by me.

I probably should do the same, but there are ways to completely screw them up without it really looking like your fault. Sometimes I just can't help it.

[Xenalyte]

Oh, HELL yeah.

[Froufrou]

there is always someone whispering doom and gloom in your ear. I also really hate it when they get all uppity and tell me some idea of mine is a bad idea and then go off and do it themselves

Ah, yes. The old "have you ever had an original thought" complaint. I've seen it often, and it's not pretty. You might be surprised how many chicks would have that in common with you! Ask her out, but don't tell your friends! Girls love a guy who won't kiss 'n tell! ;o)