[Vigilanteman]

Entomologists and pest control professionals are reporting a dramatic increase in infestations throughout the country, and no one knows exactly why.

Here's a couple of clues:

1. A massive influx of illegal aliens living triple the density to which houses or apartments are designed.
   
2. More hotel owners of Middle Eastern origin who feel that folding over and shaking out a bedsheet is an okay substitute for laundering it.

[tallhappy]

Of course it is fully due to evil global warming.

Just wait.

[relictele]

2. More hotel owners of Middle Eastern origin who feel that folding over and shaking out a bedsheet is an okay substitute for laundering it.

It ain't racist, it's the truth. I have been in a number of hotel/motel properties in the last few years that were in a deplorable state (including some that were previously in good nick). The new management *koff koff* have imported their culture of uncleanliness as they bury every nickel the place takes in.