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Happy Birthday!
1 posted on 08/05/2006 6:08:11 PM PDT by wjersey
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To: wjersey

That's a ringer.


2 posted on 08/05/2006 6:09:23 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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"Yeah, I can't come to work.....No, I fell into a horseshoe pit and ran a spike through my butt.....Stop laughing, it hurts a lot. Please, do you have to tell all the guys?"


3 posted on 08/05/2006 6:13:34 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: wjersey

I said, "... and rotate." Now do it again.


4 posted on 08/05/2006 6:19:29 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Tom Gallagher, the anti-Crist [FL 2006 Governor race])
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To: wjersey
"A millimeter away and it could have buried me," he said by phone.

Close only count in horseshoes and hand grenades. /groan

6 posted on 08/05/2006 6:30:30 PM PDT by Sparticus (They're so open minded that their brains leaked out.)
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To: wjersey

My birthday is Wednesday - Nagasaki/Charles Manson/Nixon resigning day.

I'll stay away from Steel stakes.


7 posted on 08/05/2006 6:32:32 PM PDT by Loud Mime ("Countdown": A documentary about Keith Olbermann's dwindling IQ.....)
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To: wjersey
Now he'll be a "leaner" for the rest of his life.

Here's to a quick recovery.

8 posted on 08/05/2006 6:36:14 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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O-U-C-H ! x 10010
10 posted on 08/05/2006 10:04:04 PM PDT by butternut_squash_bisque (The recipe's at my FR HomePage. Try it!)
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