Happy Birthday!
1 posted on 
08/05/2006 6:08:11 PM PDT by 
wjersey
 
To: wjersey
2 posted on 
08/05/2006 6:09:23 PM PDT by 
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
 
To: wjersey
"Yeah, I can't come to work.....No, I fell into a horseshoe pit and ran a spike through my butt.....Stop laughing, it hurts a lot. Please, do you have to tell all the guys?"
3 posted on 
08/05/2006 6:13:34 PM PDT by 
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
 
To: wjersey
I said, "... and rotate." Now do it again.
4 posted on 
08/05/2006 6:19:29 PM PDT by 
NonValueAdded
(Tom Gallagher, the anti-Crist [FL 2006 Governor race])
 
To: wjersey
"A millimeter away and it could have buried me," he said by phone.Close only count in horseshoes and hand grenades. /groan
 
6 posted on 
08/05/2006 6:30:30 PM PDT by 
Sparticus
(They're so open minded that their brains leaked out.)
 
To: wjersey
My birthday is Wednesday - Nagasaki/Charles Manson/Nixon resigning day. 
 
I'll stay away from Steel stakes.
7 posted on 
08/05/2006 6:32:32 PM PDT by 
Loud Mime
("Countdown":  A documentary about Keith Olbermann's dwindling IQ.....)
 
To: wjersey
Now he'll be a "leaner" for the rest of his life.
Here's to a quick recovery.
8 posted on 
08/05/2006 6:36:14 PM PDT by 
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
 
To: wjersey
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