[norton]

Maybe just to slow the shakesperian trend...
But I could have told them about the cat-in-a-cairn solution based on research under the dash board of a '57 Ford I bought out of a barn.
Took days to get the bones and feathers out.
Since I've no intention of letting it collapse I can't comment on the likely rubble field.
(unless someone wants to donate one of those noisy hondas with plastic add-ons, huge wheels, and a muffler designed to outblast the sterio system?)

[Salamander]

No no no!

*Obviously* Druids sacrificed a pigeon in your Ford!


.....;-D