A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
Who is this Aunt Shirley I see referenced? i.e. Loud Aunt Shirley
LOL! Hey, if the shoe fits... Precious probably carries a couple of sacks of quarters at all times, in order to make change! LOL!