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Woman gets stuck on toilet, suffers burns
AP/Yahoo ^ | Thu Aug 3, 4:06 PM ET

Posted on 08/03/2006 6:01:21 PM PDT by martin_fierro

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To: Kaylee Frye
I have noticed more people in Seattle use them than ever did in the South.

You check? How weird is that?

21 posted on 08/03/2006 6:32:22 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: martin_fierro

I canot help but wonder--are the paramedics in Council Bluffs the only ones in the United States who stock fingernail polish for use in such emergencies? Why nbot good ol' WD-40?


22 posted on 08/03/2006 6:34:19 PM PDT by 2Fro (Quintessential Thread Killer)
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My son told me someone pooped in a urinal at the local mall bathroom, I wonder how they did that.

I ALWAYS put TP down before sitting on a public toilet seat. I guess I heard too many stories at work like the one where a guy walked into the locker room to see another guy washing his behind in the birdbath, someone had put anti-seize or prussian blue on the toilet seat, he didn't notice and got it all over his tooter.

THat story isn't as good as the one where a guy was putting Herculiner on the rocker panels on his Explorer and got some on his hootus and asked on the Ford Explorer forum how to get it off.

How Do I Get Herculiner Off of My Hootus?!

23 posted on 08/03/2006 6:35:57 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: Mr. Brightside

"So the woman is a hard ass?"

"Tight ass" is much more descriptive!


24 posted on 08/03/2006 6:35:58 PM PDT by 2Fro (Quintessential Thread Killer)
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"I ALWAYS put TP down before sitting on a public toilet seat."

It's much easier to poop in the urinal, unless you are a bureaucrat and addicted to a lot of paperwork! LOL.


25 posted on 08/03/2006 6:40:17 PM PDT by 2Fro (Quintessential Thread Killer)
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To: Texas Eagle
Actually, I was hoping someone would notice the spelling of the word "gassket".

Nope, sorry, just saw the pic!

26 posted on 08/03/2006 6:56:57 PM PDT by Kaylee Frye
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To: Texas Eagle
You check? How weird is that?

No I don't check! What kinda freak do you think I am?! No, I hear the tell-tale rustling sound of someone pulling one out of the container and putting it on the seat. I hear it a lot. I never heard it back home.

27 posted on 08/03/2006 6:58:18 PM PDT by Kaylee Frye
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To: 2Fro

Ah, so you pooped in the urinal?


28 posted on 08/03/2006 6:58:44 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marylin vos Savant)
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To: Kaylee Frye

Ah. I retract my statement.


29 posted on 08/03/2006 7:03:09 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: dynoman

Not that I can recall.


30 posted on 08/03/2006 9:37:54 PM PDT by 2Fro (Quintessential Thread Killer)
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To: martin_fierro

Ladies,

If you can't hover...cover!


31 posted on 08/04/2006 5:48:53 AM PDT by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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