Posted on 08/01/2006 12:50:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Here's what I would answer:
"Not another questionaire... no I don't want to fill it in... no, I'm not worried about the world ending... I don't want that stupid booklet... get your foot out of my door... calling the cops... after I shoot you...."
OK Laz...8^)
Two Names You Go By:
1. That Guy
2. Milton
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Clothes
2. More Clothes
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Beer and Nachos on demand
2. Half of her money
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Watching Paint Dry
2. Ironing Shirts
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. My own 727
2. A private island filled with food, beer, and, er, never mind...
Two pets you had/have:
1. Dog
2. Another Dog
Two Favorite Sports
1. Mario Golf
2. Madden 2005
Two things you did last night:
1. Ironed Shirts
2. Watched paint dry
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Dining Room Floor
2. Over the Kitchen Sink
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Define "house"
2. See above.
Two things you like about yourself:
1. Excruciatingly Boring
2. Abundant Source of Natural Gas
Two things you ate today:
1. Month-old sushi
2. Pepto-Bismol
Two people that make you laugh:
1. People who fill out stupid questionnaires
2. Darwin Award recipients
Longest car rides you've had:
1. Twenty minutes to the grocery store
2. See above.
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. National Buy a Fake Tree Day
2. National Rent a Port-a John Month
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Liquid Plumr
2. Muriatic Acid
Two past times you miss:
1. March 30, 1917 2:42PM UTC
2. July 7, 90 BC 10:04AM UTC
see above (as an example)...8^)
Two Names You Go By:
1. Kate
2. um...Kate
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. friendship bracelet
2. splint
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. fun
2. lots of flowers
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. writing
2. reading
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. car
2. a leg that works
Two pets you had/have:
1. dog
2. cat
Two Favorite Sports
1. soccer
2. football's not bad to watch
Two things you did last night:
1. watch TV
2. whine about my leg
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. my bed
2. Applebee's
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. my parents
2. my brothers
Two things you like about yourself:
1. my wit
2. my amazing mind
Two things you ate today:
1. ice cream
2. apple sauce
Two people that make you laugh:
1. my little brother
2. my best friend
Longest car rides you've had:
1. to Washington DC
2. to South Dakota
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. my birthday
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Diet Coke
2. sweet tea
Two past times you miss:
1. being able to walk
2. working at camp
HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
It reminds me some song.. something about swinging to and fro...
Wow...;)
You're really thoughtful in this...
Since my house isn't that, er, equipped, I just had to resort to playing an atheist (another time, I pretended to be a Satanist...) 8^)
One of them called to my house a few days ago... my father just said he was Catholic... Catholics in Ireland, who'd have thunk? ;)
Unfortunately, with the heterogenity of religion in the U.S., that's not as good a defense...8^)
I dunno... my grandmother keeps inviting them in for tea!!
Ay caramba...
Two Names You Go By:
1. McDonalds
2. Mikes Diner and Taxidermy
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Shoe
2. Shoe
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Me Time
2. Distance
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Starring blankly at a wall
2. Listening to the voices
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. All cars to stay 1000 feet (or more) from all motorcycles.
2. The voices to stop.
Two pets you had/have:
1. Deleted by Poster
2. Deleted by Poster
Two Favorite Sports
1. Sumo Badminton
2. SCUBA Skydiving
Two things you did last night:
1. Paris
2. Nicole
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Breakfast: In my car parked outside the Lottery Office while holding the winning ticket.
2. Dakar, Senegal in January after a really long drive.
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Just the voices
2. In my head
Two things you like about yourself:
1. The rate at which my hair grows.
2. Wanna see?
Two things you ate today:
1. Humble pie
2. Preservatives, snout, hooves, other.
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Howard Dean
2. Voice #3
Longest car rides you've had:
1. Autopia
2. Ensenada to Cerro Colorado: 80 miles $1800
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Billie
2. Doc
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Fountain of Youth
2. Water from garden hose
Two past times you miss:
1. Just before the Big Bang
2. The last Ice Age was pretty cool.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. glasses
2. my lunch
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. ...more!
2. (again!)
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. See prior question.
2. Freeping.
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. A time machine
2. My own personal supercomputer
Two pets you had/have:
1. Ann Coulter
2. Michelle Malkin
Two Favorite Sports
1. Bicycling
2. ...there are others?
Two things you did last night:
1. Snored
2. Rolled over
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. The kitchen table
2. The Good Earth in Minneapolis
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. The cat
2. The rest of the family
Two things you like about yourself:
1. My tagline
2. My wife
Two things you ate today:
1. Peanut butter
2. Garlic
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Puke
2. Snot
Longest car rides you've had:
1. 23-hour marathon from East Coast to Quad Cities, Iowa
2. Yawning across Nebraska
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Easter
2. Thanksgiving
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Beer
2. My second beer
Two past times you miss:
1. Autumns in Minnesota
2. Deciding at the last minute to NOT buy Amazon.com stock in 1998. :-(
Does your (enter part here) hang low?
I haven't heard of The Good Earth...
Only been to Minneapolis a couple times; only place I ate at was at Chino Latino's...8^)
ping --- love the thread but no time now.
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. T-Shirt
2. You put this whole thing together for this question, didn’t you?
Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Truth
2. A really nice MLT
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. Sleeping
2. Eating
Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. A clean house
2. My kids to have a good life
Two pets you had/have:
1. Australian Shepherd (have)
2. Lab mix puppy (have)
Two Favorite Sports
1. Football
2. Basketball
Two things you did last night:
1. Made the city safe for decent people
2. Slept
Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Greek Flame Taverna, Winter Park
2. The Columbia Restaurant, St. Petersburg
People who live at or reside in your house:
1. Not Me
2. Ida No
Two things you like about yourself:
1. I have all my parts except my tonsils
2. Most of them work
Two things you ate today:
1. Nothing
2. Nada (I just woke up – give me time)
Two people that make you laugh:
1. Mr. Chanticleer
2. Lazamataz and the gang at the OFST(it's really only one guy with multiple screen names)
2. The Longest car rides you've had:
1. Winter Haven, Florida to Tempe, Arizona
2. Any ride as a kid with my father
Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Easter
Two Favorite Beverages:
1. Ice cold Coke in a those little bottles
2. Good Hot cocoa
Two past times you miss:
1. Hanging in the front yard, chatting with the neighbors.
2. Being able to let the kids roam free on a summer day.
Wow! I had a stick named Pokey, too! (littermates?)
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