Hey! FR. Veronica and I were Quoted in VARIETY!!!

To: Maximus of Texas; tuffydoodle

Please ignore him. We need to up his meds.

721 posted on 08/01/2006 12:54:04 PM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)

Adam Sandler Rocks.

Hey is this Max's favorite Christmas Song?

MISTRESS FOR CHRISTMAS by AC/DC

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmastime,
When I can roll you in the hay

Easy come, easy go,
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low,
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah

Ah-ha-ha, ooh, yeah...
Alright!

Listen:
I like female form in minimum dress,
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Got a date with a woman in red,
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

Said yeah...
He got it, I want it,
They got it, I can't have it
But, I want it, but it don't matter,
She got it and I can't get it

I want a mistress for Christmas...
I want a mistress for Christmas...

Oh, yeah!
Haha, yeah...

I want a mistress... for Christmas...
Come on!

SOLO

Easy come, easy go!
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah!
Alright!

He got it, I want it,
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter,
She got it and I can't get it
(Mistress...)
He got it and I want it,
(For Christmas...)
They got it and I can't have it
(Mistress...)
But, I want it, it don't matter,
(For Christmas...)
She got it and I can't get a -

Mistress for Christmas!
You know what I'm talkin' about!
(Mistress for Christmas!)
You gotta send me down, you gotta send me down!
(Mistress for Christmas!)
I want a woman in red at the bottom of my bed!
(Mistress for Christmas!)

I can hear you comin' down my smokestack, hehe!
I wanna ride on you reindeer, honey,
And ring my bells!

722 posted on 08/01/2006 12:54:11 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Tagline removed per Admin. Moderator.)

LOL!!!! you saucy flirt!

723 posted on 08/01/2006 12:54:54 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Tagline removed per Admin. Moderator.)

To: conservativebabe

724 posted on 08/01/2006 12:56:57 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)

That sounded like a squeaker!

725 posted on 08/01/2006 12:58:04 PM PDT by conservativebabe

Been there, done that.

726 posted on 08/01/2006 12:58:07 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)

To: Maximus of Texas

I just had a chili dog, pull my finger.

727 posted on 08/01/2006 12:58:40 PM PDT by conservativebabe

To: conservativebabe

728 posted on 08/01/2006 1:00:25 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)

To: conservativebabe

Hey Babe I just got an internal job posting for a manager of one of our warehouses in your town.

729 posted on 08/01/2006 1:02:59 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)

730 posted on 08/01/2006 1:05:35 PM PDT by conservativebabe

Hey, we get Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson! Oh, nevermind. :-(

Adam Sandler can make me laugh out loud... although some of his stuff is a little too crude.

731 posted on 08/01/2006 1:07:22 PM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)

To: conservativebabe

Disrtibution warehouse. LV NV

732 posted on 08/01/2006 1:09:32 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)

To: HOTTIEBOY; EX52D

goof ball, you're thinking of EX52D.

733 posted on 08/01/2006 1:10:23 PM PDT by conservativebabe

you said it...i get to post it:

734 posted on 08/01/2006 1:10:25 PM PDT by wallcrawlr

To: conservativebabe

735 posted on 08/01/2006 1:11:11 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)

How did I know you would be first?

736 posted on 08/01/2006 1:11:23 PM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Tagline removed per Admin. Moderator.)

Is she against breastfeeding in public?

737 posted on 08/01/2006 1:11:45 PM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)

She uhhhh looka lika man.

738 posted on 08/01/2006 1:13:11 PM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (I'm your huckleberry)

739 posted on 08/01/2006 1:14:23 PM PDT by wallcrawlr

To: conservativebabe

What, huh? Who me? LOL! :)

740 posted on 08/01/2006 1:15:05 PM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)

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