Posted on 07/31/2006 4:43:47 PM PDT by Hildy
I don`t care who you are,that`s a funny joke right there.
I noticed that, too. We got three different spellings going. I'm more into how to spell the different fart sounds.
I'm not worthy
Red, you may want to get in on this discussion. I think Jews breastfeed their babies in public. At least that's what Chant says and she's against it.
Hottie knows how to spell fart sounds.
brfffft!
Beer, solution to all the worlds troubles!!!
BLAUUUURRRRRPP
ROFL! Ah, Max. You are my constant star -- the dog star. But wait -- that would make you Sirius. Sirius, you are not.
"ok ok this is a song that uh, theres a lot of Christmas songs out there
and uh not to many Hanukah songs so uh i wrote a song for all those
nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukah songs."
Put on your yamakah,
here comes Hanukah,
so much funnukah to celebrate Hanukah,
Hanukah is,
the feastival of lights,
instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights!
When you feel like the only kid in town,
without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish,
just like you and me!
David Lee Roth,
lights the Menorah,
so do James Konkirk Dougalas and the late Diana Shora,
Geuss who eats together at the Carnagi Deli,
Bosher from Shanana and Arthur Fonza Relli!
Pualoman half jewish,
Goldi Hans too,
put them together what a FINE lookin jew!
You don't need Deck the Halls or The Jingle Bell Rock,
cause you can spin a dradle with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock!
(both jewish!)
Put on you yarmakah,
its time for Hannukah,
the owners of the Seattle supersonikahs,
celebrate Hanukah!
OJ Simpson,
NOT A JEW!,
but geuss who is?,
Hall o' famer Rod Karou!
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quater Jewish!,
NOT TO SHABBY!
Some people think,
Ebaniser Scrooge is,
well he's not but geuss who is?,
all three Stooges!!!
So many Jews are rich o' biz,
Tom Cruise isn't,
but I heard his agent is!
Tell your friend Veronica,
its time to celebrate Hanukah!,
O don't forget a harmonica,
on this lovely lovely Hanukah!
So drink your gin and tonicah,
and smoke your marajuanica!
if you really really wannukah,
have a happy happy happy,
HANUKAH!
shhhh, I was tearing up just writing it.
That's why I like you so much. You are always so agreeable when we are drinking! WOOT! :D
How about a wet one?
Both of them? Can't a shikse find a nice goy starship captain? Picard? What about Picard?
Double WOOT!
LMAO!!!
ROFLMAO!!!! Oh my goodness!!
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