Inventor's discovery yields better gas mileage

vortexvalvenw.com ^ | 07/29/2006

[Maelstorm]

I hope all you folks realize this is a scam. Did you know this will improve the performance of your flowbee?

[GeorgiaDawg32]

this is nothing more than an advertisement with no verification by independent outside sources..

I have a way for EVERYONE to become a millionaire, just send me $19.95 for my book...allow 52-75 weeks for delivery..:-)

[oxcart]

OK, who has the picture of the head ache guy "Geesh not this S&*$ again?

[cripplecreek]

Not too many potential scam victims at FR.

[SandRat]

You Asked For It!

[Richard Kimball]

Back in the seventies, there was an ad in comic books that said "Send me ten dollars, and I'll send you my sure fire way to make money." People who sent in the money got a single sheet of paper back that said, "Put ads in magazines that say, 'Send me ten dollars, and I'll send you my sure fire way to make money.'"

[oxcart]

Thank you, the thread looks much better. :)

[Maelstorm]

I figured as much but it is nice to keep the words SCAM and Vortex Valve connected. Even if the crap works in special cases the claims they are making are outrageous and all the articles are bought and paid for "News Ads". Worldnetdaily still peddles this junk and it says a lot about Mr. Farah.

Here is what he wrote in response to some my query below:

Subject: Vortex Valve?
>
>My question is why you seem to be promoting what is probably an 
>absolutely useless product called the vortex valve? I researched this 
>online and could not find any independent verification for the product 
>claims and some of the tests even showed a decrease in performance. It 
>troubles me when I see "conservative" sites playing loose with the 
>advertising for questionable products and fringe ideas. It really 
>shameful in my opinion.
>
>-Fred
>
>
>
>  

His Response:

Joseph Farah wrote:

No. 1: WND is not "conservative." If you were a regular reader, you would
know how detestable I would find such a description.

No. 2: Your online "research" obviously did not include the benefit of
actual interaction with anyone from Vortex Valve. Every day I am confronted
by people who have "researched" one topic of another and determine that
every conclusion I make is wrong. Yet, for some reason, 8 million people
turn to me for information. How many turn to you?

No. 3. How many "useless" products do you know of that offer a 110 percent
money-back guaranty for any reason?

No. 4: Could it be that you are the one bearing false witness against a
good, decent, honorable company with your malicious gossip based on "online
research"?


Joseph Farah
jfarah@wnd.com

Editor and Chief Executive Officer

WorldNetDaily.com

www.worldnetdaily.com

[Maelstorm]

Ahhhh this helps mix things up a bit. VortexValves remind me of an electable Democrat.

[WOSG]

"I have a way for EVERYONE to become a millionaire, just send me $19.95 for my book...allow 52-75 weeks for delivery..:-)"

Lemme guess, your way to become a millionaire is to pretend to invent a device that can save gas and sell it on the internet for $19.95 a pop ... am I close?

[GeorgiaDawg32]

Wasn't it Vortex Valves the crew of the USS Enterprise used to travel across the galaxy in the blink of an eye??

[GeorgiaDawg32]

nah..I was gonna type something up real quick that tells people to write a book and have people send them $19.95 for it...:)

[Maelstorm]

[Maelstorm]

A great gift for your liberal friends.

[Candor7]

Blond girl here!

I put one of these on my flowbee the other day and it made my dronie work so efficiently that I didn't mind purchasing 30 more gallons of gas than I usually do.

It just made be feel so good , knowing that under the hood of my Honda, the dronies and flowbees were working so well.

I even bought one for my hubby who is a mechanic, he will just love it I am sure,

Signed,

I am Blond.

[Candor7]

This is a stamped metal cone that probably can be made by automated bending process machinery for about 50 cents per unit.

Its one hell of a deal at a cool $77.45 including a 7.50 shipping charge. When all is said and done the net cash income for the unit , less advertsing and office overhead is likely to be more than $50.00 per unit.

This is a scam, if they really worked, they would be sold in the millions for 15 bucks a pop and the owners would be a lot wealthier than selling them to a few suckers at 69.95.

SUPERSCAM!

[Maelstorm]

Yes but it has a 110% money back guarantee! Of Course you have to pay your own shipping and handling to send the thing back when it doesn't work.

[Maelstorm]

[TSchmereL]

Hi! I'm Joseph Farrah.

[Maelstorm]

Now that is a good point! I knew I recognized that haircut from somewhere. lol

Now this picture begs the question should the flowbee be reclassified as a sex toy? She sure looks like she is enjoying this.