[CholeraJoe]

How do you poop with that needle butt of yours? Lighten up! Don't you recognize sarcasm?

[Sundog]

grill them plain without some faggy glaze? Honestly, some people have no feelings!
That is sarcasm at its finest. Best laugh I've had all day.

[Fairview]

I personally would like to try baby seals slowly barbecued as one does with a good fat hog, but my suspicion is they're too tender and would fall apart too soon. Grilled or broiled. But no faggy slant sauces to mask the delicate taste!

I am saving the slant sauces for my dog, if he chews up one more thing around here.