Baby Seal Man (The tragic death of Walkman - the baby seal man...)

ecoenquirer,com ^ | July, 2006 | ecoenquirer

[Boazo]

That movie was a comedy,right?

[LearsKent]

Okay...ixnay on the "Al Gore Brand" aze-gla on the abyseal ba-b-que...ay.

(honey, can you come check my grammer and spelling...)

[CholeraJoe]

How do you poop with that needle butt of yours? Lighten up! Don't you recognize sarcasm?

[Sundog]

grill them plain without some faggy glaze? Honestly, some people have no feelings!
That is sarcasm at its finest. Best laugh I've had all day.

[CholeraJoe]

It made me smile.

[Fairview]

I personally would like to try baby seals slowly barbecued as one does with a good fat hog, but my suspicion is they're too tender and would fall apart too soon. Grilled or broiled. But no faggy slant sauces to mask the delicate taste!

I am saving the slant sauces for my dog, if he chews up one more thing around here.

[Fairview]

...sarcasm at its finest. Best laugh I've had all day.

(modest bashful curtsey)

[CholeraJoe]

I've trained muh dawgs to be very particular. About the only things they chew up are the cats from next door (3 so far) and raccoons (1). The wheat field behind my house is a regular pet cemetary.

[Fairview]

You must have tough dogs, because coons are nasty fighters. My own little hound thinks foxes are yummy. But where he got that idea, I don't know; you'd think dogs would regard foxes as cousins. So far we have managed to avoid eating any of the neighbors' kitties. I keep encouraging him to bring home something the whole family can enjoy--a deer, for instance, or a brace of rabbits, or a baby seal. He's doing his best.