LOL! Who can argue with that logic?
Someone who's had a little more coffee than me? :-).
I sympathize with the city council. We used to live near that area, and enjoyed visiting the parks and swimming in the river. Just as with Spring Break beach destinations, municipalities can choose to be either a drunkenness-and-nudity destination, or a general-recreation destination, but it's very hard to have both in a limited space.