Ten train double entendres...
1. Show us your buffers
2. Stoke my furnace
3. Pull my emergency cord
4. I'm pulling into the sidings
5. I'm entering the tunnel
6. Blow my whistle
7. Do you mind giving me a shunt
8. Mind the gap
9. Will you be my sleeper?
10. Chuff chuff
The master of the double entendre......Benny Hill
Picture this. He's the owner of a southern palntation. Sitting on the proch with one of his "Hill's Angels" in a "Hee Haw" type outfit standing next to him.
At one point, the girl says, "I always give tit for tat."
Benny looks over at her (straight into her ample bosom), then looks straight at the camera with that trademark smile on his face and says,
"TAT!!"