A British princess was widely known for loudly passing gas, and blaming it on others.
One day, the new footman Catherwood was on duty when her highness let one rip. "Footman, stop that!" demanded the princess. Catherwood, without missing a beat, replied "Certainly, madam - which way did it go?"
223 posted on 07/28/2006 11:05:03 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne
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