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David Hasselhoff: Too drunk to fly
Life Style Extra (UK) ^ | Thursday, 27th July 2006, 13:30 | Staff

Posted on 07/27/2006 1:51:01 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative

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To: Paleo Conservative
Peg Bracken, author of "I Try to Behave Myself", wrote of a friend who monitored her own drinking thusly:

"After one drink, I realize what a lovely party it is and what a good time I'm having. After two drinks I start to realize what a wonderful sense of humor all my friends have. After three drinks I start to realize what a wonderful sense of humor I have, and then I know it's time to go home."

21 posted on 07/27/2006 1:56:23 PM PDT by American Quilter (Equal laws protecting equal rights...the best guarantee of loyalty and love of country. -- Madison)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Wow, that reminds me on an old Dead Kennedys song...


22 posted on 07/27/2006 1:57:27 PM PDT by Thrusher ("...there is no peace without victory.")
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To: Paleo Conservative
"Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area."

LOL! It took six paragraphs to get to the "good stuff"?

"I dismembered myself shaving, I'm peeing my pants on airplanes, I'm judging this contest... something's got to give!"


23 posted on 07/27/2006 1:57:36 PM PDT by jdm
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To: Paleo Conservative; Millee; JRios1968; Xenalyte; feinswinesuksass; Slings and Arrows

First the tennis courts, then this. Say it ain't so!


24 posted on 07/27/2006 1:57:42 PM PDT by phantomworker ("The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." ~ David Russell)
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To: King Moonracer

You have one of those with pontoons?


25 posted on 07/27/2006 1:57:44 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (There are only a few absolute truths in life, everything else is just an opinion.)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Very sad story. At least he wasn't a mean drunk.


26 posted on 07/27/2006 1:57:50 PM PDT by Sam Cree (Don't mix alcopops and ufo's)
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To: Paleo Conservative

Poor guy. He ought to put a cork in it.


27 posted on 07/27/2006 1:58:14 PM PDT by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Paleo Conservative
Did he at least say "Do you know who I am? I'm the Hof!"
28 posted on 07/27/2006 1:59:20 PM PDT by Gator101
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To: Paleo Conservative

"...which just goes to prove my theory – Germans love David Hasselhoff!"

29 posted on 07/27/2006 1:59:31 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: Allegra; AnnaZ; Bacon Man; Blackirish; Bloody Sam Roberts; Darksheare; Dashing Dasher; dfwddr; ...
Wake up, shake off that hangover, and celebrate another Ultimate Nutball David Hasselhoff Video Ping List ping!
30 posted on 07/27/2006 1:59:55 PM PDT by Xenalyte (I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.)
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To: wideawake
Onlookers were even more horrified when a dark wet patch appeared around the actor's groin area.

Seriously, WHY did they have to report that? Wasn't he humiliated enough as it was? Now the whole world knows that this happened.

31 posted on 07/27/2006 2:00:51 PM PDT by Purrcival (Israel knows how to git-r-done!)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Ouch!


32 posted on 07/27/2006 2:01:01 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: linear
I don't know anything about this guy

And I thought everyone knew who the Knight Rider is!
33 posted on 07/27/2006 2:01:10 PM PDT by andyk (Go Matt Kenseth!)
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To: Bigh4u2

I remember coming home from Army Basic and AIT and having a 2-hour layover with another soldier in the bar in New Orleans International. They were running a special: $1 Corona. Needless to say, we got hammered, but I still made it onboard.


34 posted on 07/27/2006 2:01:19 PM PDT by ABG(anybody but Gore) ("By the time I'm finished with you, you're gonna wish you felt this good again" - Jack Bauer)
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To: Paleo Conservative

He really didn't do anything wrong and his act's not that rare.


35 posted on 07/27/2006 2:01:38 PM PDT by colgin
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To: Paleo Conservative

If this guy is knocking back drinks at 7 in the morning he is a alcoholic. No way around it.


36 posted on 07/27/2006 2:01:43 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (12th district Freeper.)
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To: King Moonracer

I normally can't stand "The Hoff", but he was a real hoot in the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.


37 posted on 07/27/2006 2:01:45 PM PDT by LayoutGuru2 (Know the difference between honoring diversity and honoring perversity? No? You must be a liberal!)
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To: ABG(anybody but Gore)

"Needless to say, we got hammered, but I still made it onboard."

Sober?


38 posted on 07/27/2006 2:02:19 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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Hollyweird at it's typical finest.


39 posted on 07/27/2006 2:02:33 PM PDT by Outland (Sustainable Horse Puckey)
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To: Paleo Conservative
I'm STILL wondering what makes him competent enough to judge people on America's Most Talented. When has he ever had an eye for talent?

Gay men - I give you.......David Hasselhoff.


40 posted on 07/27/2006 2:02:36 PM PDT by TightyRighty
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