Does Tom Cruise's baby really exist?

Daily Mail ^ | 26th July 2006 | PAUL SCOTT,

[johnny7]

I don't even think they sleep together...

[digger48]

Tom's just keeping it in the closet.

[MinuteGal]

Hiya, BD. Long time no sea !

Thanks for the link. The story of this odd couple and their baby is unfolding like a Charlotte Bronte novel with bizarre twists.

Poor baby. Family services should be visiting that weird household on a regular basis. (Maybe that's really why they're hiding out on a mountain top).

Leni

[MinuteGal]

Goody!

Leni

[Veto!]

Thanks for the working link to a really interesting story. Cruise seems quite the authoritarian cult leader. Hope he's not as crazy as Jim Jones (of Koolade fame).

Poor Katie. Didn't know her father was a divorce lawyer, which may come in handy if she and Hitler, er, Cruise ever get married.

However, I rather agree that it is a good thing to keep a newborn in a calm, serene atmosphere. But I wonder how calm and serene flying from CA to CO was for Suri. I flew with my 3-week-old son from South Texas to Chicago and he NEVER closed his eyes. Pretty stressful for the poor kid, though I love flying and he certainly wasn't picking up fear or anxiety from me.

[Turbopilot]

One morning earlier this month, the pilot of a Gulfstream jet radioed a tiny airfield high in the Colorado mountains, asking for permission to land.

No, he didn't. Telluride Regional Airport (KTEX) is untowered.

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[Revelation 911]

Pretty stressful for the poor kid

my kids had the worst time with thier ears when the cabin was descending

[pissant]

Does his brain exist?

[Clintonfatigued]

I don't think there's any hoax. The baby was delivered at a reputable hospital, and no hospital would be party to a fraud like this.

He's just holding out hoping to shake down some more $$$ from the paparazi.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

During labour, Katie was famously required by Scientology strictures to remain silent so the baby would not be traumatised by her screams. Not only that, the Mail has learnt she has submitted to a controversial technique known as ‘auditing’ in which she is wired up to an machine similar to a lie-detector, called an E-meter, which, it is claimed, wipes out traces of ‘negative’ childhood experiences.

Yikes!

[Armedanddangerous]

Tom Cruise...Come outta the closet!


On a slightly related topic, I have a friend who lives near Las Vegas, New Mexico. He tells me he's flown over that crazy Scientology cave out in the middle of the desert where L Ron Hubbard's writings are supposedly stashed. He says once he saw the big Quantas airliner that belongs to John Travolta parked on the really long airstrip they have there.

There are also numerous heavily armed security guards on site as well.

Must be to protect Lord Xenu.