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Plantation DUI instructor accused of driving drunk, half-naked [Florida]
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| July 26, 2006
| Lisa J. Huriash
Posted on 07/26/2006 9:34:06 AM PDT by ncountylee
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To: ncountylee
Can't make this stuff up.
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posted on
07/26/2006 9:34:29 AM PDT
by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: ncountylee
naked from the waist downtip: Don't take fashion cues from Porky Pig
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posted on
07/26/2006 9:38:28 AM PDT
by
Sax
(You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
To: ncountylee
Is it safe to assume her career as a DUI instructor is over?
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posted on
07/26/2006 9:39:44 AM PDT
by
Thombo2
To: ncountylee
"She had a large open bottle of Southern Comfort in her car, which her attorney later argued was used to train police recruits."
Maybe Laurie should just use a regular old water bottle next time.
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posted on
07/26/2006 9:41:40 AM PDT
by
Cecily
To: ncountylee
Wow - she definitely went off the Plantation...
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posted on
07/26/2006 9:46:04 AM PDT
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Rugged individualists of the world, unite!)
To: ncountylee
Speeding, naked from the waist down, and large open bottle of Southern Comfort. What could go wrong?
To: ncountylee
"I asked her, `Where are your pants?' and I think she answered, `I don't know,'" Doh! Alcohol is a leading cause of pants that mysteriously disappear.
To: ncountylee
Let's see:
She's drunk, speeding, naked from the waste down, with an open bottle of liquor in the car, and she is a DUI instructor. Sounds qualified to me!
If she can't teach you how to do it, nobody can! You go party girl!
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posted on
07/26/2006 9:55:30 AM PDT
by
NonLinear
(He's dead, Jim)
To: ncountylee
She had a large open bottle of Southern Comfort in her car, which her attorney later argued was used to train police recruits. Training, eh?
I'm actually impressed that the cops did the right thing and busted her. Drunken cops usually get a ride home and a stern lecture. They don't usually get caught officially until they crash.
To: NonLinear
I was thinking the same thing! She's a great DUI instructor. She'll show you how to do it right!
To: Thombo2
career as a DUI instructor is over?
sounds like she is great at it.
To: SF Republican
LOL.I'd like to know why she wasn't wearing any pants.Now that is odd.Maybe a psych exam is in order?
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posted on
07/26/2006 10:11:02 AM PDT
by
Thombo2
To: ncountylee
ok, once you're drunk, having no pants makes sense to me. so does the bottle of southern comfort. but someone is going to have to explain the dogs.
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posted on
07/26/2006 10:35:32 AM PDT
by
smonk
To: Xenalyte
This thread needs a salacious ping!
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posted on
07/26/2006 10:39:07 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(All Marines can throw a grenade. The really, really good ones can throw a slider with one.)
To: Thombo2
LOL.I'd like to know why she wasn't wearing any pants.Now that is odd.Maybe a psych exam is in order? No. She's not crazy. Probably just a hard alcoholic.
I had an alcoholic roommate in college. He'd get so wasted that he'd pass out with his clothes on and urinate on himself. Then in the middle of the night he'd wake up and remove his wet, soiled pants and underwear and pass back out. He often woke up naked from the waste down (and very embarrased).
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posted on
07/26/2006 10:41:47 AM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Drew68
He'd get so wasted that he'd pass out with his clothes on and urinate on himself. Those were the bad nights. On the good nights he'd pee on his floor, in the corner, in the trash can, on his stereo, etc. He always thought he was in the bathroom too.
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posted on
07/26/2006 10:44:09 AM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Thombo2
Is it safe to assume her career as a DUI instructor is over?A unionized city job? Surely you jest!! From the article:
...If she violates department policy or engages in drunken driving again, the chief told Primeau, "I am placing you on notice that you will be terminated."
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posted on
07/26/2006 11:14:03 AM PDT
by
randog
(What the...?!)
To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; beaureguard; bedolido; Bella_Bru; beyond the sea; CholeraJoe; ..
Salacious Ping List ping, and thanks to CholeraJoe for the heads-up!
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posted on
07/26/2006 11:23:13 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.)
To: Thombo2
"This is how you properly do a DIU." "HICK" "BURB"
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posted on
07/26/2006 11:25:24 AM PDT
by
Hydroshock
( (Proverbs 22:7). The rich ruleth over the poor, and the borrower is servant to the lender.)
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