[Grut]

Wawayanda Councilwoman Gail Soro and her husband had used the pool Monday night and the head was not in the water at that time.

Is there an award for 'most stunningly obvious sentence in a journalistic report'?

[Jet Jaguar]

lol.

[Millee]

Journalist: "When was the last time you used the pool?"
Soro: "Monday night."
Journalist: "And was the horse head in the water then?"
Soro: (Looking at reporter in disbelief) "Uhm...no, it was not."