Someday, I will create a sprawling network of factories.
They will produce no useful products, but will emit vast quantities of pollution. The scarred smokestacks will belch noxious gasses into a pristine sky, my drainage pipes will pour noxious sludge into beautiful, virgin rivers, and I will ship tons of radioactive waste in dilapidated trucks shipping leaky containers. There will be banks of animals tied down and tested, painfully, for no apparent reason.
What a wonderful business model! I will name it Lazamataz Industries. It's motto is, "We'll f*** up the world first."
I hope you'll be kind enough to have Monday, Wednesday and Friday employee outdoor grill sessions.
These treehugger threads always make me hungry for dead animal meats. I'm gonna fire up the pressure cooker right now and throw some frozen chicken in it with rice for breakfast.