To: yoogli semantics
God, the creator of all true masters, has designed
grass to grow into meadows, then thickets and then forests.
As we have no right to slay human beings, we have no
right to decapitate clovers.
To: fruitarian108
God, the creator of all mechanical engineers, has designed the Lawnboy, to slay clovers
en masse.Mass clovicide is His way!
14 posted on
07/25/2006 7:05:01 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
To: Bacon Man; Hap; humblegunner; Allegra
Okay, y'all have got to see this . . . I'm not sure which is funnier, the incoherent screed at the top or the post to which I'm replying.
56 posted on
07/25/2006 7:25:39 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(freeing my inner Charo)
To: fruitarian108
Well, it's easy to see who won't be getting their allowance this week.
You have to mow the lawn and make your bed first!!
76 posted on
07/25/2006 7:32:40 AM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: fruitarian108; Xenalyte
I'm going out and kick some plants now.
Kick 'em and stomp 'em and urinate on their dying husks.
100 posted on
07/25/2006 7:44:49 AM PDT by
humblegunner
(If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
To: fruitarian108
My new MIL got me a wedding present:
It's a 15 amp vivisecter! I'm an arbicidal maniac!
159 posted on
07/25/2006 8:28:39 AM PDT by
Petronski
(Living His life abundantly.)
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