I like how the post starts out orderly, with actual paragraphs and line breaks, then devolves into massive blocks of print as the fever outpaces the author's ability to type.
Someone needs a spell in the mayonnaise room.
i don't know what the mayonnaise room is
but every factory farmed egg (in mayonnaise)
is a. 32 hours of jail for a chicken
b. 120 hours of production water
c. 300 mg of artery clogging cholesterol
d. a source of food poisoning
I'm sorry for the spacing.. the original article's
spacing was removed by the blog provider
I'm betting there wouldn't be any bareback riding on those sheep...