[Polybius]

He dragged his canoe across a short portage, and paddled for about an hour before he came across a pair of Americans who had a satellite phone. ........

After lambasting the Americans for U.S. foreign policy for half an hour, the bleeding Canadian then continued his journey back to civilization arriving three days later at .....

;-)

[Khurkris]

Wrong...This man is a Freeper.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1670661/posts

Here's his story.