In a bar fight, a sailor will always whip a Marine's butt :-)
In your dreams "Popeye"! Another squid fantacy. I spent alot of time in the Philippines (Olongapo), and can tell you, it was a "Dung-heap", a first class drunken exercise in macheseemo. Most of the clowns who spent their time and money in the ville had their brains in their pants. Of course those types have it in for marines, because the marines are the ones who enforce discipline on the base and ship, so naturally all the bar-flys have it in for them. (Kind of like COP haters in the civilian world).
However, all that aside, it is a good anology for someone with only half a brain. Get a life Jerk!