(cracks beer)
(smacks skeeter on arm)
(pets dog who is never more than 3 feet away from grill during and immediately after operation.)
(opens patio door, and asks wife to send out another grill tool - STAND BY - milwaukee's best)
i ALWAYS get a FOOM from my old, beat-up gas grill - the ignitor has been broke for years, and i turn on the gas and throw in a match or use a firestick.
yes, Navy, 22 years, retired. now a crab.
Ahhh yes, it's FOON BALL time of year...I miss seeing those mishap reports...