[WackySam]

Mr. Mew just said real men use lump charcoal ;)

Real men make their own lump charcoal.

[tarheelswamprat]

Mr. Mew just said real men use lump charcoal ;)

Real men make their own lump charcoal.

Hence the true, original reason for the advent of warfare. All that burning and pillaging was necessary to acquire the food, fixins and charcoal for the sacred shindig...