[Locomotive Breath]

Drug Bust Ends With Car Crash Into Crabtree Creek

Paging Woody Vann, paging Woody Vann.
Cleanup needed on Crabtree Creek.
Cleanup needed on Crabtree Creek.

Oh, wait. This is in Wake county. I guess he can't get the same deal Crystal got when she tried to run over the cop.

BTW, I wonder if her Hillside H.S. classmate was in the DA's office when she got that sweetheart deal? Could 'splain a lot.

[Sue Perkick]

Doesn't look like it. She was convicted in 5/03 & he was sworn in as county prosecutor sometime in 2005. But that certainly doesn't mean he couldn't have used some influence in it somehow. If there's a connection I hope someone finds it.