14-foot-inflatable-sheep ping!
These clowns are my new heroes. Reminds me of when my friends and I stole the lower leg off the Viking statue out front of Jensen Beach elementary school (back in 1985).
What were we thinking? The statue's lower right leg had rusted at the knee and come loose from its base at the foot, so all we needed to do was pry it away from the body with little effort--then bungee cord it to the roof of my friend's Pinto. It would have been a flawless prank--but we probably shouldn't have done it mid-day, though... at least that's what the state trooper said.
It was a magnificent trophy, though--almost like the lamp in Christmas story, only with painted on leg hair and a strappy man-sandal.